Larry King Trophy Winner for week of Mar 28th - Pat O'Brien

The winner this week Pat O'Brien. Who is Pat O'Brien. Well first of all he is a supposed journalist. He has a show called The Insider which delves into Entertainment News. You know the guy who reports to desparate housewives with no life the fact that Jennifer Anniston dyes her hair a slighter tinge of blonde. I mean that crap is important. He also asks guys like Sean Penn there views on life, like we give a flyin f what these aholes think. One of these days I will do a good rant on shows like Entertainment Tonight, but I am not giving Pat O'Brien the award for being an entertainment reporter, although there is significant cause too. I am giving the award to Pat for his hysterical phone messages to an unknown woman who I think he works with. If you haven't heard it let me give you an overview, he calls a girl up completely trashed and goes on to tell her he will f*&& her about 100 times, and mentions the fact she is so F'n hot, and he wants to get a hooker some coke and party. I mean the thing is so funny, he even mentions to her that he would like to watch her 'F" his girlfriend. You can download the call at http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000793.html#email. It is one of the funniest things you will ever hear. So if I laughed so hard at him, why should I give him the award. Fair Question, Answer

1. He broke the rule that was stated in the movie Sideways. Don't Drink And Dial. It never turns out good. Suprisingly ex-girlfriends or women somehow don't like to get called at 2:30 am and be asked "Hey What are you doing?"

2. Never, ever write a letter, leave phone messages, or e-mail anything to any woman, because if you think they will not use it against you, your sadly wrong. Why leave proof of stupidity. Pat now has to live with the fact everyone has heard his mistake.

It was announced after this message was released that Pat has now checked into a rehab clinic. So the reason he gets the trophy this week is because this will be his schedule once he gets out of rehab.

1. Call Barbara Walters. Get Interview Booked
2. He will cry and apologize and throw out the "I found God" line. He will state he made a mistake and it will never happen again.
3. Become a spokesperson for AA.
4. Go on the Letterman/Leno show and make a joke about it. The I made a mistake line will come out again.
5. Get job back

It's a joke. Most of us who harrass a girl like this, and admit doing coke would get some significant jail time, but does Pat? No he checks himself into a rehab clinic, and will have his job back in 3 months. Since Pat will get no jail time, I figure I could give him something to treasure. The Larry King Trophy. Congrats and keep the messages coming.