Larry King Award winner for the week of March 21st - Barry Bonds
After declaring that Barry Bonds was going to be the Larry King Award Winner for the week of March 7th and deciding against it, instead I gave the award to baseball for two weeks, Barry came back to redeem himself. He may not make the Hall of Fame but he does win this prestigous trophy.
Why? Well it seems like Barry and his steroid infested body finally broke down this year and after three knee surgeries he held a press conference that had to be seen to be believed. It appears Barry won't be able to start the season. Boo-Hoo, so what does this jackass do? Trot out his 11 year old son, who looks like he hates his father as much as everyone else does, and blame the media for all his woes. Is this the same media who propelled you into star status by showing every homerun you hit while cheating? Is this the same media who has made you into a 20 million dollar baseball player? Barry, let me let you in on a little secret. You are a dispiscable human being, and to play yourself off as a saint is like saying Tom Green deserves an Oscar. I wonder if your son was thinking, "Heh my dad is hated by everyone in baseball including his own teamates, he has his own office in a team lockeroom, and has cheated on my momma all the time. I am so proud of him!" What makes it even more awful is the fact he is chasing Hank Aaron's homerun record. Barry says the media and fans have not be fair to him, and make his life hell. Hmmm Let's see what Hank Aaron's life was like while chasing Babe Ruth's records. Death threats everyday, racist comments every day, threats that when he hits the homerun that someone will go out on the field and kill him. That seems like it might be tough. Now lets look at Barry's ordeal. Cheats, uses steroids, bangs everyone but his wife, media won't question him on his drug use, Media show every homerun, and even applaud him. Yeah I can see the comparison.
Barry you are on roids, and cheating to break these records. Somehow this is being applauded by baseball, and the media, and you complain like your Star Jones running out of food at a buffet. Hank Aaron went threw hell. Your being protected by a disgusting game. But Barry take solace that you won the Larry King Award for the week of March 21st. Congrats!
Why? Well it seems like Barry and his steroid infested body finally broke down this year and after three knee surgeries he held a press conference that had to be seen to be believed. It appears Barry won't be able to start the season. Boo-Hoo, so what does this jackass do? Trot out his 11 year old son, who looks like he hates his father as much as everyone else does, and blame the media for all his woes. Is this the same media who propelled you into star status by showing every homerun you hit while cheating? Is this the same media who has made you into a 20 million dollar baseball player? Barry, let me let you in on a little secret. You are a dispiscable human being, and to play yourself off as a saint is like saying Tom Green deserves an Oscar. I wonder if your son was thinking, "Heh my dad is hated by everyone in baseball including his own teamates, he has his own office in a team lockeroom, and has cheated on my momma all the time. I am so proud of him!" What makes it even more awful is the fact he is chasing Hank Aaron's homerun record. Barry says the media and fans have not be fair to him, and make his life hell. Hmmm Let's see what Hank Aaron's life was like while chasing Babe Ruth's records. Death threats everyday, racist comments every day, threats that when he hits the homerun that someone will go out on the field and kill him. That seems like it might be tough. Now lets look at Barry's ordeal. Cheats, uses steroids, bangs everyone but his wife, media won't question him on his drug use, Media show every homerun, and even applaud him. Yeah I can see the comparison.
Barry you are on roids, and cheating to break these records. Somehow this is being applauded by baseball, and the media, and you complain like your Star Jones running out of food at a buffet. Hank Aaron went threw hell. Your being protected by a disgusting game. But Barry take solace that you won the Larry King Award for the week of March 21st. Congrats!
posted by Bill Sandison | 6:50 PM
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