Larry King Award For the Week of Feb 7th - Sean Avery
I have decided to award a Larry King trophy every week. You might ask what does the Larry King Trophy stand for? Well it ain't a good thing. Larry King, who is by far the worst interviewer in the history of TV, decided to go on a local sportstation FAN 590 and give away the ending to Million Dollar Baby, a movie that had not been released yet. What FAN 590 was thinking putting this doofus on is a good question. Larry, who is currently working on his what 12th marriage I guess, decided he wanted to show how popular a guy he is that he got to see the premiere and gives away the ending to the movie. Way to go Larry you are so popular, just like when you claim to be friends with Sandy Koufax, and he doesn't know you. However Larry does throw a wrench in the evolution theory of man descending from apes, because if you look at Larry you could reasonably state that we were derived from amphebians. The man looks like a frog, and is a complete a-hole. So without further ado the Larry King trophy for this week goes to......Sean Avery a forward for the LA Kings who scored 9 goals last year, hell I scored more then that when I was single, and trust me I am no Brad Pitt.
Why does Sean Avery get the award? Well Sean Avery decided to give a intervew this week, his first mistake. He then gives his take on his trip to Finland. He says it was too dark and cold and wasn't much of a vacation, plus he scored 3 goals in 2 days so the league isn't that good. Well Sean if you did score 3 goals in 2 games, I will agree that the League must suck, but I didn't know being locked out should be a vacation. Secondly he says he will be worth 2 million. Are you on crack? 9 goals a year gets you 2 million, no wonder the NHL is out of control, and for that reason Sean, the NHL will shutdown and get a cap to make sure your dumb ass won't get that money and I support them. You then state you are going to the UHL which mind you has a SALARY CAP, the same bloody thing your fighting against right now you F'n hypocrite. When asked aren't you taking away another job from a career minor leaguer who hasn't made the amount of money you make in a week you say They should work harder! Are you kidding me? Sean maybe you can work harder and get someTALENT so the NHL games are watchable. Your the type of player who has NO talent and hooks and grabs and scrapes. Then when asked about having too many teams, you say they can cut teams and get rid of mediocre European players who come over to play. So the medicore european player is the problem, well sorry Sean "Harold Ballard" Avery if I don't agree with you. Heh jackass maybe the Swedish elite league is saying the same thing right now that there is too many medicore North american players in the league. And Sean to even lump yourself in the mediocre player is a strecth, you are the Wade Belak of the Kings. here's hoping someone in the UHL knocks you out, or when the NHL starts with a SALARY CAP, you are left in the dust.
So Sean I am dusting it off right know the First Ever Larry King trophy is presented to you. A big F-You to Sean "No Hands" Avery.
Why does Sean Avery get the award? Well Sean Avery decided to give a intervew this week, his first mistake. He then gives his take on his trip to Finland. He says it was too dark and cold and wasn't much of a vacation, plus he scored 3 goals in 2 days so the league isn't that good. Well Sean if you did score 3 goals in 2 games, I will agree that the League must suck, but I didn't know being locked out should be a vacation. Secondly he says he will be worth 2 million. Are you on crack? 9 goals a year gets you 2 million, no wonder the NHL is out of control, and for that reason Sean, the NHL will shutdown and get a cap to make sure your dumb ass won't get that money and I support them. You then state you are going to the UHL which mind you has a SALARY CAP, the same bloody thing your fighting against right now you F'n hypocrite. When asked aren't you taking away another job from a career minor leaguer who hasn't made the amount of money you make in a week you say They should work harder! Are you kidding me? Sean maybe you can work harder and get someTALENT so the NHL games are watchable. Your the type of player who has NO talent and hooks and grabs and scrapes. Then when asked about having too many teams, you say they can cut teams and get rid of mediocre European players who come over to play. So the medicore european player is the problem, well sorry Sean "Harold Ballard" Avery if I don't agree with you. Heh jackass maybe the Swedish elite league is saying the same thing right now that there is too many medicore North american players in the league. And Sean to even lump yourself in the mediocre player is a strecth, you are the Wade Belak of the Kings. here's hoping someone in the UHL knocks you out, or when the NHL starts with a SALARY CAP, you are left in the dust.
So Sean I am dusting it off right know the First Ever Larry King trophy is presented to you. A big F-You to Sean "No Hands" Avery.
posted by Bill Sandison | 7:17 PM
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